2. Sex is fun

God doesn't want anyone to have fun!

You said, "I don't think God wants anyone to have fun."

Remember what I did? I laughed in your face!

I should explain why. God never says "no" to joy! In fact, the Bible says (1 Cor. 1:19) all God's promises are "Yes." Jesus' reason for coming was to fulfill your life (John 10:10), not ruin it. And that means a "yes" to sex as well.

I enjoy exclusive intimate affection!
Of course, "yes" means different things at different points in our lives. When I was single, "yes" meant "wait" and "savor your chastity" and "dream about your future" and "write poetry" and "help the homeless" and "travel" and all sorts of things I could do with all my energy not allocated into a relationship. Now that I'm married, "yes" means I enjoy exclusive intimate affection with my wife, and it means that she gets first claim on my time and energy.